Term 2 reminder: house ties are mandatory; house morale is optional. The chapel organ has been retuned. Someone left a banana on the keyboard. Pacific Highway pedestrian crossing reverts to normal operation after Tuesday's incident. Cadet bivouac relocated to Bowman Field pending Hornsby Shire clarification. Senior Study Hub kettle: operational. Senior Study Hub kettle queue: not. Westfield lunch-run permits revoked for Year 9 until further notice. Reminder: assessment submissions in MP3 format are now strongly recommended. iCentral confirms last Tuesday's Flexischools outage has been resolved. Mufti Day raised $4,217 for the Year 7 Pastoral Care Vending Machine. Reminder: e-scooters are not permitted in the chapel, even briefly. The First XV defeated themselves in a closed-doors trial. Coach "pleased". Boarders kindly requested to stop forming their own micro-economies. The kookaburra on the front lawn has been issued a Year 12 leadership badge. The plinth on the front lawn is the site of the seventh memorial. BREAKING: Year 9 cohort discovers Year 9 cohort. A reminder that the Avenue is for pedestrian use, not for trading futures. Celebration of Learning concluded at 8:47pm. The Headmaster has notes. Year 11 Avenue trading incident now under quiet review. iCentral reminds students: closing your laptop is not, on its own, a backup. Parking lots are for decoration only. Use will lead to collapse of infrastructure. The Borker Red Bin Association would like to remind students that the red bins around the school are strictly staff only. Any student use is grounds for expulsion. Canteen prices for the large special have risen by 70 cents in the past 3 years. Student Driving Code of Conduct now in effect. Permission forms available from Reception. See news for details. Term 2 reminder: house ties are mandatory; house morale is optional. The chapel organ has been retuned. Someone left a banana on the keyboard. Pacific Highway pedestrian crossing reverts to normal operation after Tuesday's incident. Cadet bivouac relocated to Bowman Field pending Hornsby Shire clarification. Senior Study Hub kettle: operational. Senior Study Hub kettle queue: not. Westfield lunch-run permits revoked for Year 9 until further notice. Reminder: assessment submissions in MP3 format are now strongly recommended. iCentral confirms last Tuesday's Flexischools outage has been resolved. Mufti Day raised $4,217 for the Year 7 Pastoral Care Vending Machine. Reminder: e-scooters are not permitted in the chapel, even briefly. The First XV defeated themselves in a closed-doors trial. Coach "pleased". Boarders kindly requested to stop forming their own micro-economies. The kookaburra on the front lawn has been issued a Year 12 leadership badge. The plinth on the front lawn is the site of the seventh memorial. BREAKING: Year 9 cohort discovers Year 9 cohort. A reminder that the Avenue is for pedestrian use, not for trading futures. Celebration of Learning concluded at 8:47pm. The Headmaster has notes. Year 11 Avenue trading incident now under quiet review. iCentral reminds students: closing your laptop is not, on its own, a backup. Parking lots are for decoration only. Use will lead to collapse of infrastructure. The Borker Red Bin Association would like to remind students that the red bins around the school are strictly staff only. Any student use is grounds for expulsion. Canteen prices for the large special have risen by 70 cents in the past 3 years. Student Driving Code of Conduct now in effect. Permission forms available from Reception. See news for details. Term 2 reminder: house ties are mandatory; house morale is optional. The chapel organ has been retuned. Someone left a banana on the keyboard. Pacific Highway pedestrian crossing reverts to normal operation after Tuesday's incident. Cadet bivouac relocated to Bowman Field pending Hornsby Shire clarification. Senior Study Hub kettle: operational. Senior Study Hub kettle queue: not. Westfield lunch-run permits revoked for Year 9 until further notice. Reminder: assessment submissions in MP3 format are now strongly recommended. iCentral confirms last Tuesday's Flexischools outage has been resolved. Mufti Day raised $4,217 for the Year 7 Pastoral Care Vending Machine. Reminder: e-scooters are not permitted in the chapel, even briefly. The First XV defeated themselves in a closed-doors trial. Coach "pleased". Boarders kindly requested to stop forming their own micro-economies. The kookaburra on the front lawn has been issued a Year 12 leadership badge. The plinth on the front lawn is the site of the seventh memorial. BREAKING: Year 9 cohort discovers Year 9 cohort. A reminder that the Avenue is for pedestrian use, not for trading futures. Celebration of Learning concluded at 8:47pm. The Headmaster has notes. Year 11 Avenue trading incident now under quiet review. iCentral reminds students: closing your laptop is not, on its own, a backup. Parking lots are for decoration only. Use will lead to collapse of infrastructure. The Borker Red Bin Association would like to remind students that the red bins around the school are strictly staff only. Any student use is grounds for expulsion. Canteen prices for the large special have risen by 70 cents in the past 3 years. Student Driving Code of Conduct now in effect. Permission forms available from Reception. See news for details.

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Term 2 Mufti Day Raises $4,217; Out-of-Uniform Standards 'Slipping'

Term 2, Week 7 · The Student Representative Council

The Term 2 Mufti Day raised $4,217.50 for the school's nominated charity, with strong participation across all year groups. The Student Representative Council thanks the community for its generosity.

The Deputy Headmaster has, however, asked the school to reflect on what was described in Monday's assembly as a "concerning slippage" in mufti standards. Several outfits, the Deputy noted, "appeared to have been assembled in a single uninterrupted breath".

Of particular concern: the prevalence of Crocs, the increasing tendency of Year 10 students to interpret "mufti" as "pyjamas", and a single Year 8 student who arrived in what staff have described, with great care, as "a costume".

Future Mufti Days will retain a $5 donation requirement and the optional addition of a written explanation, particularly for ensembles described internally as "thematic".

The SRC reminds students that all proceeds were donated and that the SRC itself does not, contrary to common belief, receive a cut.

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