Term 2 reminder: house ties are mandatory; house morale is optional. The chapel organ has been retuned. Someone left a banana on the keyboard. Pacific Highway pedestrian crossing reverts to normal operation after Tuesday's incident. Cadet bivouac relocated to Bowman Field pending Hornsby Shire clarification. Senior Study Hub kettle: operational. Senior Study Hub kettle queue: not. Westfield lunch-run permits revoked for Year 9 until further notice. Reminder: assessment submissions in MP3 format are now strongly recommended. iCentral confirms last Tuesday's Flexischools outage has been resolved. Mufti Day raised $4,217 for the Year 7 Pastoral Care Vending Machine. Reminder: e-scooters are not permitted in the chapel, even briefly. The First XV defeated themselves in a closed-doors trial. Coach "pleased". Boarders kindly requested to stop forming their own micro-economies. The kookaburra on the front lawn has been issued a Year 12 leadership badge. The plinth on the front lawn is the site of the seventh memorial. BREAKING: Year 9 cohort discovers Year 9 cohort. A reminder that the Avenue is for pedestrian use, not for trading futures. Celebration of Learning concluded at 8:47pm. The Headmaster has notes. Year 11 Avenue trading incident now under quiet review. iCentral reminds students: closing your laptop is not, on its own, a backup. Term 2 reminder: house ties are mandatory; house morale is optional. The chapel organ has been retuned. Someone left a banana on the keyboard. Pacific Highway pedestrian crossing reverts to normal operation after Tuesday's incident. Cadet bivouac relocated to Bowman Field pending Hornsby Shire clarification. Senior Study Hub kettle: operational. Senior Study Hub kettle queue: not. Westfield lunch-run permits revoked for Year 9 until further notice. Reminder: assessment submissions in MP3 format are now strongly recommended. iCentral confirms last Tuesday's Flexischools outage has been resolved. Mufti Day raised $4,217 for the Year 7 Pastoral Care Vending Machine. Reminder: e-scooters are not permitted in the chapel, even briefly. The First XV defeated themselves in a closed-doors trial. Coach "pleased". Boarders kindly requested to stop forming their own micro-economies. The kookaburra on the front lawn has been issued a Year 12 leadership badge. The plinth on the front lawn is the site of the seventh memorial. BREAKING: Year 9 cohort discovers Year 9 cohort. A reminder that the Avenue is for pedestrian use, not for trading futures. Celebration of Learning concluded at 8:47pm. The Headmaster has notes. Year 11 Avenue trading incident now under quiet review. iCentral reminds students: closing your laptop is not, on its own, a backup.

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Book a Tour

Self-guided. Bring closed shoes and lowered expectations.

A school tour is the best way to get a feel for the College. Tours are conducted on a self-guided basis, on the assumption that prospective families would prefer to wander unsupervised, judging discreetly, and that the school would prefer to let them.

Recommended Itinerary

  1. The Pacific Highway gate. Begin here. Cross the pedestrian crossing only when the green man permits. The school accepts no responsibility for visitors who are gentle about this rule.
  2. The front lawn. Walk slowly. Note the sandstone plinth, fifteen metres in. Note that there is nothing on it. Do not, under any circumstances, ask why.
  3. The Front Office. The receptionist will recognise that you are touring and pretend not to. This is correct procedure.
  4. The Avenue. Stroll. Recently absorbed from Hornsby Shire Council. Pedestrian use only. No futures trading.
  5. Bowman Field. One of six sporting fields. Currently doubling as the cadet bivouac site. Step around the platoons.
  6. The Library. Quiet floor. Observe the Year 12 cohort in their natural habitat. Do not make eye contact during Trial HSC.
  7. The Chapel. Take a moment. The acoustics are forgiving. The pews are not.
  8. The canteen. Pretend your Flexischools account has just lapsed. Note the staff response. Do not eat.
  9. Locker Bank C. Suspicious. Move along.
  10. Locker Bank E. Highly suspicious. Do not engage.
  11. The Westfield underpass. Optional. Five-minute walk via the side gate. Used by senior students for what they describe as "academic recovery".
  12. Hornsby station. Optional. The school does not endorse this leg of the tour but cannot, in practice, prevent it.
  13. The Sport Complex. Note the trophy cabinet, particularly the items behind the cabinet, which are not to be discussed.
  14. The Front Office (again). Conclude. The receptionist will continue not recognising you.

FAQ

Q. Do I need to book?
A. No. Booking has been disabled to ensure a sense of authenticity to the visit.

Q. Will my child meet a current student?
A. Possibly. Outcomes will vary.

Q. Where is the Headmaster?
A. In a meeting.

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