Notice
Flexischools Outage Briefly Reintroduces Year 7 Cohort to the Concept of 'Cash'
Term 1, Week 3 · The Bulletin Desk
A Flexischools service interruption on Tuesday between 12:11pm and 12:58pm left the canteen unable to process card payments for the duration of the Senior School lunch period. The interruption coincided, with what staff described as "unfortunate precision", with the busiest service window of the week.
iCentral confirmed at 12:34pm that the issue was with the Flexischools provider and not, as several Year 9 students initially insisted, "the school's fault personally". Service was restored shortly before the bell.
The most striking phenomenon observed during the outage was the spontaneous reintroduction, to a generation of students who had not previously required it, of cash. Year 7 students were observed examining $5 notes with what one canteen volunteer described as "the careful interest of an archaeologist".
Three students arrived at the counter with no card, no cash, and no plan, and were observed standing in silence for approximately ninety seconds before walking back out.
Senior students with permitted free periods used the opportunity to walk to Hornsby Westfield, where Flexischools is not, and never has been, the relevant payment system. Returns were broadly punctual.
The school reminds the community that Flexischools remains the standard payment method across the canteen and the uniform shop. The water fountain remains operational and free of charge during all known outage scenarios.
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