Term 2 reminder: house ties are mandatory; house morale is optional. The chapel organ has been retuned. Someone left a banana on the keyboard. Pacific Highway pedestrian crossing reverts to normal operation after Tuesday's incident. Cadet bivouac relocated to Bowman Field pending Hornsby Shire clarification. Senior Study Hub kettle: operational. Senior Study Hub kettle queue: not. Westfield lunch-run permits revoked for Year 9 until further notice. Reminder: assessment submissions in MP3 format are now strongly recommended. iCentral confirms last Tuesday's Flexischools outage has been resolved. Mufti Day raised $4,217 for the Year 7 Pastoral Care Vending Machine. Reminder: e-scooters are not permitted in the chapel, even briefly. The First XV defeated themselves in a closed-doors trial. Coach "pleased". Boarders kindly requested to stop forming their own micro-economies. The kookaburra on the front lawn has been issued a Year 12 leadership badge. The plinth on the front lawn is the site of the seventh memorial. BREAKING: Year 9 cohort discovers Year 9 cohort. A reminder that the Avenue is for pedestrian use, not for trading futures. Celebration of Learning concluded at 8:47pm. The Headmaster has notes. Year 11 Avenue trading incident now under quiet review. iCentral reminds students: closing your laptop is not, on its own, a backup. Parking lots are for decoration only. Use will lead to collapse of infrastructure. The Borker Red Bin Association would like to remind students that the red bins around the school are strictly staff only. Any student use is grounds for expulsion. Canteen prices for the large special have risen by 70 cents in the past 3 years. Student Driving Code of Conduct now in effect. Permission forms available from Reception. See news for details. Term 2 reminder: house ties are mandatory; house morale is optional. The chapel organ has been retuned. Someone left a banana on the keyboard. Pacific Highway pedestrian crossing reverts to normal operation after Tuesday's incident. Cadet bivouac relocated to Bowman Field pending Hornsby Shire clarification. Senior Study Hub kettle: operational. Senior Study Hub kettle queue: not. Westfield lunch-run permits revoked for Year 9 until further notice. Reminder: assessment submissions in MP3 format are now strongly recommended. iCentral confirms last Tuesday's Flexischools outage has been resolved. Mufti Day raised $4,217 for the Year 7 Pastoral Care Vending Machine. Reminder: e-scooters are not permitted in the chapel, even briefly. The First XV defeated themselves in a closed-doors trial. Coach "pleased". Boarders kindly requested to stop forming their own micro-economies. The kookaburra on the front lawn has been issued a Year 12 leadership badge. The plinth on the front lawn is the site of the seventh memorial. BREAKING: Year 9 cohort discovers Year 9 cohort. A reminder that the Avenue is for pedestrian use, not for trading futures. Celebration of Learning concluded at 8:47pm. The Headmaster has notes. Year 11 Avenue trading incident now under quiet review. iCentral reminds students: closing your laptop is not, on its own, a backup. Parking lots are for decoration only. Use will lead to collapse of infrastructure. The Borker Red Bin Association would like to remind students that the red bins around the school are strictly staff only. Any student use is grounds for expulsion. Canteen prices for the large special have risen by 70 cents in the past 3 years. Student Driving Code of Conduct now in effect. Permission forms available from Reception. See news for details. Term 2 reminder: house ties are mandatory; house morale is optional. The chapel organ has been retuned. Someone left a banana on the keyboard. Pacific Highway pedestrian crossing reverts to normal operation after Tuesday's incident. Cadet bivouac relocated to Bowman Field pending Hornsby Shire clarification. Senior Study Hub kettle: operational. Senior Study Hub kettle queue: not. Westfield lunch-run permits revoked for Year 9 until further notice. Reminder: assessment submissions in MP3 format are now strongly recommended. iCentral confirms last Tuesday's Flexischools outage has been resolved. Mufti Day raised $4,217 for the Year 7 Pastoral Care Vending Machine. Reminder: e-scooters are not permitted in the chapel, even briefly. The First XV defeated themselves in a closed-doors trial. Coach "pleased". Boarders kindly requested to stop forming their own micro-economies. The kookaburra on the front lawn has been issued a Year 12 leadership badge. The plinth on the front lawn is the site of the seventh memorial. BREAKING: Year 9 cohort discovers Year 9 cohort. A reminder that the Avenue is for pedestrian use, not for trading futures. Celebration of Learning concluded at 8:47pm. The Headmaster has notes. Year 11 Avenue trading incident now under quiet review. iCentral reminds students: closing your laptop is not, on its own, a backup. Parking lots are for decoration only. Use will lead to collapse of infrastructure. The Borker Red Bin Association would like to remind students that the red bins around the school are strictly staff only. Any student use is grounds for expulsion. Canteen prices for the large special have risen by 70 cents in the past 3 years. Student Driving Code of Conduct now in effect. Permission forms available from Reception. See news for details.

Notice

Student Driving Code of Conduct Released; Permission Form Now Available from Reception

Term 2, Week 5 · The Bulletin Desk

The Senior School has released a Student Driving Code of Conduct, effective immediately, which establishes new requirements for students wishing to drive to and from school.

Under the new policy, any student intending to drive to school must obtain written permission from both their parents or guardians and the school. The permission form, which runs to three pages and requires signatures in four separate places, is available from Reception, assuming they haven't lost it.

The Code of Conduct includes the following provisions: students must park in designated areas (see: Parking Lots Declared Decoration Only), vehicles must be registered with the school, and students may not transport other students without additional written consent from those students' parents.

The Deputy Headmaster noted that the policy is not intended to discourage student driving, but rather to "ensure that all relevant parties are aware of all relevant things, in writing, preferably in triplicate."

Students are reminded that the Pacific Highway gate is for ceremonial use only and that vehicles entering the grounds for aesthetic purposes must remain stationary between 7:05am and 3:30pm. The school suggests that students who actually need to get places consider the train, which the school notes is "how most people do it."

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